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AFTER THE FIRST DAY OF MY NEW INTERNSHIP THIS SEMESTER

I’M LIKE:

WHEN OUR PROFESSOR IS A FAST TALKER AND BLOWS THROUGH A POWERPOINT BEFORE ANYONE IN CLASS CAN EVEN READ THE SLIDE

WE’RE LIKE:

WHEN I’M ASKED TO DESCRIBE A SPECIAL TALENT I POSSESS DURING MY INTERNSHIP INTERVIEW

I’M LIKE:

WHEN I OPEN AN EMAIL CONTAINING THE COURSE SYLLUBUS FOR ONE OF MY CLASSES THIS SEMESTER

IT’S LIKE:

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Jan 4

WHEN ANYONE SAYS THE WORD “SCHOOL” IN A SENTENCE

I’M LIKE:

WHEN MY FRIENDS AND I ARE LEFT UNATTENDED ON NEW YEAR’S EVE

WE’RE LIKE:

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MY REPLY TO EVERY DOUCHEBAG THAT WANTS ME TO JOIN THEIR GYM THIS TIME OF YEAR

I’M LIKE:

HAPPY NEW YEAR!!

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EVERY. MONDAY. MORNING.

I’M LIKE:

WHEN APPARENTLY I DON’T KNOW THE DEFINITION OF “BUSINESS-CASUAL”

MY BOSS IS LIKE:

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WHEN MY NEW YEAR’S RESOLUTIONS THIS YEAR ARE EXACTLY THE SAME AS THEY WERE LAST YEAR

IT’S LIKE:

WHEN I’M STILL SINGLE AND HAVE TO INTRODUCE MYSELF AT YET ANOTHER HOLIDAY PARTY

I’M LIKE:

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WHEN I’M IN A BAD MOOD AND SOMEONE TELLS ME TO SMILE

I’M LIKE:

WHEN I ACTUALLY LECTURE THE CAT FOR BAD BEHAVIOR

SHE’S LIKE:

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AND, I’M LIKE:

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WHEN THE LYRICS TO MY NEW FAVORITE SONG START SOUNDING A LOT LIKE MY LIFE

I’M LIKE: